And a large bottle of vodka to numb the pain when I cut my legs off.
Actually just the vodka will do.
I just walked up & down stairs for the first time since my bath earlier and MY.LEGS.HURT.
Ow ow ow ow ow.
Off to bake some cornbread to take my mind off the pain!
EDIT: Here it is – and I feel better now! (possibly because I’m not currently climbing / descending any stairs!!!)